Miss McLeod
Ah Miss McLeod. Also known as the one and only reason I had any interest in French whatsoever.

At the tender age of 11, I joined my new school. The first day, first lesson was French. As we all toddled into our classroom in short trousers and brand spanking new blazers we sat down with pre-pubescent curiosity coursing through our veins. Then, in walked a vision of pure loveliness. Imagine the best bits of Kylie, but with a slightly fuller figure, and the ability to turn any young males in her presence to jelly.

In her gorgeous mouth, French conjugations would turn into the most wonderous poetry. We hung on every froggy word that sprung forth from her lips. If she asked us to, I have no doubt that each and every member of her class would have thrown themselves to their doom if they thought it would bring a smile to her lips. And then in the summer....

...apologies, had to take a moment to myself there....

...in the summer she had a specialist line in rather fetching denim blouses which she with the top two buttons undone. Bear in mind, in an all boys school, basically a burgeoning jizzy soup of sexual tension, she was a Goddess. I have no doubt that several of my contemporaries fwapped themselves into a gooey stupour over the merest glimps of Miss Mcleod's top-bollocks. Many was the night that I myself experimented with crashing my yoghurt truck over that image, and I turned out to be a Gay (TM)

For three wonderous, gorgeous years we had the pleasure of Miss McLeod until - oh tragedy of tragedies - she got married and moved on. Yes, she left - to go into acting! She was replaced by a crusty old cunt with about as much sex appeal as Susan Boyle's fudge tunnel. My interest and ability in French crashed and burnt.

So, imagine my surprise when the other month I was watching TV to see the object of my adolescent adoration playing the mum in an advert for Nintendo DS!

And yes, you still would.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:02, 4 replies)

*clicks furiously*
If only for 'crashing my yogurt truck'.

Made me giggle out loud and have to hide behind my screen!
(Kinabe is considering a new tattoo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, closed)

Clicked
for "top bollocks" hahaha
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:22, closed)

And another one
for "crashing my yoghurt truck"
(ubergeekian, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:30, closed)

...apologies, had to take a moment to myself there....
fuckin love it, you tit! Hilarious as always, sir.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:38, closed)