Teenage Crushes - Part TwoFreddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.
Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
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The Flake adverts fucked up my first ever BJEspecially the one with the wanton gypsy floosy going all gooey-crotched over a bar of fucking rancid, mummified chocolate (just don't get flakes, me). They were out in the early eighties when I was too young to really understand it. I was excited in strange new cock-related ways... but I just didn't really get it...
Fastforward a few years and I'm round my first proper girlfriend's house, a girl named Toni (odd name, but she was actually pretty damn hot for a thirteen year old, not blokish in the slightest). We're pissing about playing Pac Man when we start doing a bit of low level smooching. Then Toni reaches for my fly and starts unzipping the beast, then she says: "I'm gonna Flake advert your man bits."
This was odd. I was thirteen. My 'man bits' resembled a baby carrot flanked on either side by a couple of garden peas, and the whole 'Flake' thing was decidedly dodgy. I recalled the ad. The way the girl brought the crap chocci bar up to her lips and took... a... long... loving... deliberate... BITE.
"Fuck off!" I said. "There's no fucking way you're doing that!" Then I quickly zipped away my pecker and went home.
Took a good couple of hours for it to sink in, just how much of a spectacular fucking twat I'd just been. Had to wait nearly four fucking years for my first ever blowjob after that. Fucking Flake adverts...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:13,
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Ah well,it would seem as though you went on to make up for lost time.
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"mummified chocolate"hahaha
*click*
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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I've got a scar on my bellendFrom one bird biting me...
To this day I still get worried when they head southwards on me...
But the flake adverts? mmm...oh yeah :)
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snee held his breath since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:33,
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So"Toni, odd name, but she was actually pretty damn hot for a thirteen year old, not blokish in the slightest"
She weren't from Cov then...
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