Just A Quickie
Sadly I was away and missed this memorable event, but several of my mates were invited to Simon's first ever house party. His parents had deemed 14 an acceptable age to leave him alone and go away on holiday and he took full advantage of it. So the party was in full swing with half of our school year in attendance. Much alcohol was being sipped and many people were pretending to be drunk. Late on a group of Simon's mates noticed that their host had mysteriously disappeared. They got slightly worried and split up to look for him. Several moments later one of the search party came downstairs and whispered to the others that he must have gotten lucky because he could hear Simon going at it in his bedroom. Being slightly tipsy they decided it would be hilarious to sneak up to the door and then all barge in at the most inopportune moment.

So a few moments later five or six people were crowded outside his bedroom door trying to keep quiet and not giggle as they listened to Simon's grunts and moans. After a silent count of 1,2,3 they all burst through the door just in time to see Simon, totally naked, unloading all over..............his hand. Turns out that Simon had got slightly bored of their company and had inexplicably decided it would be acceptable to go up to his room for a quick wank.

He took a whole week off school due to sheer embarrassment. Can't blame him really, must be an odd feeling to shoot your load whilst looking into the slightly drunken and very surprised faces of all your mates.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 13 Apr 2006, 14:17, Reply)