I wanted to be the next Doctor Seuss.
Jesus god, this is awful. I had hoped I had thrown it away. Contains the occasional eight grade in-joke. I've cut for length/sheer unadulterated hell.

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I have an anti-social fish
His name is Ford
He's on a dish
Oh would that I would have one wish
To eat this fish
Upon a dish
Singing 'long with Hare Krish
With a dog upon a lish
Maybe with one little knish
And a troll, all blabberish
Speaking jibber-jabberish
OR
Maybe I could say SWBAT
on a mat
with a cat
and a rat
and a bat
in a hat
Think of that!
To say SWBAT
to a democrat
with a frat.
Flex a lat
Upon a mat
with an anti-social fish
upon a dish
with a knish.

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It goes on for about five pages like this.

*dies and is ded*
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