Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Pretend meatWhy is it that anything that is "Vegetarian X" (sausages, bacon, beef, etc) looks like the inside of a manky shoe?
If it's vegetarian, then it's vegetables - it's not "veggie chicken", it's nuts, beans, grass, wood chippings, etc - don't sullen the good name of meat...
On-topic:
A girl I used to see many years ago was the most appalling cook known to man, woman, beast and goats. She did me a bacon sandwich once - I didn't think it was possible to fuck that up - apparently you can.... I ate the charred, burnt, putrid vile thing with a smile so as to not offend her....
Trouble is she then used to offer to make me another bacon sarnie all the time - I was a gentleman and always said "I'll do it, I don't want to trouble you"....
**retch**
Edit - I LOVE Haggis - had it last night in a dodgy establishment up here in Aberdeen...
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:23, Reply)
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