I was once walking home at night behind a woman
She started walking faster in that "trying not to look like you're walking fast" way. I picked up my speed a bit, too. She then started walking even faster and so did I.

Then she broke into what I can only describe as a "gentle jog", and when I did as well she went into an all-out sprint.

By that time we were only about 200 metres from my house, but when I got home I was out of breath and sweating.

To this day I don't know what we were running from.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:02, 8 replies)

Got a genuine laugh from me. XD
~clickies~
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:51, closed)

^What Cake Girl said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:53, closed)

me too
Very good!
(lordy lordy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:05, closed)

Hahaha!

( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:35, closed)

Lolz. Have a click!

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:16, closed)

I like this

(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:18, closed)

*click*
hahaha
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:46, closed)

I like this a lot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:48, closed)