Not sorry
I went out for a meal last night - I had Lamb.

Those were the shanks I got

BadumTish
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:40, Reply)

I...
...was attacked on the left and right.
Those were all teh flanks (ba-dum tish) I got
(kitescreech still here, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:37, Reply)

Yanks
Yes, it has.

You can thank me later!
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:33, Reply)

hahaha
*inserts joke about tanks, wanks, planks, mancs, banks, Hanks, Flanks or yanks*


i don't believe one has been done about yanks yet.
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:32, Reply)

Hmm
I object - all these puns would have been repeated anyway - who reads the 1st few pages towards the end of the week anyway??

Thanks - that's just great

(just to keep it on topic)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:24, Reply)

consider yourselves reprimanded
If you hadn't deleted all these bad puns that were made at the beginning of this weeks qotw then they wouldn't have been repeated now.

I dont like being deleted. I have issues with self-esteem.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:41, Reply)

typical!
"Suggest a good question of the week and all people do is bitch and moan - that's the thanks I got" - Scaryduck
(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:39, Reply)

My squadron just came up against some Iraq infadels
and that was the flanks we got.


Roll on new qotw
(nutsgeezer, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:29, Reply)

I paid a prostitue for a handjob
And those were the wanks I got.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:19, Reply)

Rob trawls these hallowed pages
all day (well, after lunch) every day.
And what do we do to thank him?
We post mediocre puns and moaning, all for free.
For shame.
He should pay us for this shit.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:00, Reply)

Oh no!
Oasis
New Order
Happy Mondays

Those are the Mancs I got.........
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:55, Reply)

at least
there's the thanks I got ;)
(EvilMeister, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:32, Reply)

Shocking
I had no idea that these gags had been done so much.

Thanks EvilMeister!
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:28, Reply)

Fook me
It's like Groundhog day in here. Everytime I load this page, the question is STILL here and people are cracking the SAME FOOKING jokes.







I bet nobody thanks me for pointing this out...
(EvilMeister, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:26, Reply)

I walked into Marks and Spencer
to buy a new pair of boxers.


And those were the pants I got.


(lalala)
(The loquacious linguist, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:25, Reply)

stopped an attack
i happened to be walking home from my friends house and i seen a lad getting jumped by a gang of about six lads all around the age of 7 i decided to stop it after all what is a bunch 7 year old going to do,i intervened which led to the gang walking off shouting insults at me i walked over to lad on floor who was crying asked if he was ok and the bastard told me to fuck off and to die as i apparently would make him the victim of bullying in school the next because he though in his undeveloped head that it looked like he had not stood up for himself. i felt sorry for him for a second, then realized i had seen that little shit before he was the lad that used to bully my mates little brother so i punched the little bastard in both arms i made sure no one was around to see then i walked off smugly hoping he was like all the other kids in the area and didnt have a father or older brother to batter me. (i was 15 at the time by the way i don't want you to picture a 40 year old man abusing a child even though that would be very funny especially if he was wearing a clown suit)
(branflakes, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:16, Reply)

DVDs?
million dollar baby
and the black dahlia

they're all the Swank's i've got.
(woo who?, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:06, Reply)

i had
300 food and 200 gold
and five was all the phalanx i got.
(woo who?, Thu 31 May 2007, 12:04, Reply)

when i was a child..
i was really naughty, but my parents only hit me once.
that was all the spanks i got.
(woo who?, Thu 31 May 2007, 11:49, Reply)

I went to Blockbusters the other night
Big, The Terminal and Forrest Gump.

And that's all the Hanks I got.
(Mozchops ... just not in the face, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:26, Reply)

Law? Not there
I was going to visit a mate who lives in the somewhat ironically named village of Law, in Lanarkshire. Driving up the main drag, obeying the speed limit I drove past an old bloke who was walking down the pavement. Totally unprompted, he turned to me, stepped to the edge of the pavement and gave a very prominent V-sign right up to my windscreen.

And that's the thanks I got for minding my own business in Law.

All right, it's not that funny, but at least it's within the spirit of the question!!

Think I'll run the old bastard down if I see him again. That'll teach him. Oh wait, that was another QotW...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:18, Reply)

Nooooo, Don't Click 'I Like This'...
...I've had to delete my offering in this QOTW. It was basically about my fresher-than-fresh discovery that my once-trusted employers have in fact been playing me for a chump for some time now. My reaction as recorded in my deleted post was characteristically ascerbic.

Only thing is, so many folks clicked 'I Like This' that it turned up at the bottom of my personal 'best of' page. That was a bit too close to the surface for comfort. I don't want to get fired before I have the chance to tell them to shove it, right? :)

That said, thanks to all those who GAZzed me on the topic to share the pain and offer sage advice. Appreciated - you've helped me feel a lot better about it.

...and that's the (honest and heartfelt) thanks YOU get ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:09, Reply)

I've looted the tombs of Siamun, Tutankhamen, and Hatshepsut
and I must say, I've gotten precious few ankhs for it.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:08, Reply)

I was in the Army as a
Private, Corprol and Sergeant Major.

That was all the Ranks I got.

*turns gun to own head*
(Mozchops ... just not in the face, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:24, Reply)

I let a vampire suck my blood.
Those were the fangs I got.

[EDIT: Shit. Just read disasterprone's post. Promise to do better next time. Come on, it's nearly Thursday evening Australian time, it can't hurt to change the QOTW a few hours early...]
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Thu 31 May 2007, 6:27, Reply)

Don't worry, i've got my coat
Girl next door: 4 mins.
Sarah Beeny: 3 mins.
Margaret Thatcher, just for the challenge: 28 mins.

That's the wanks I've got.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 31 May 2007, 3:11, Reply)

I'll stop soon
"Carter was first in the mild tranquilizer market with mepro- bamate, which it has sold since 1955 at $2.60 per bottle of fifty 400-milligram capsules"

How many tranqs you'll get.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 31 May 2007, 3:06, Reply)

United States — Population: 301,139,947 (July 2007 est.)
Roughly how many yanks we've got.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 31 May 2007, 3:03, Reply)

to think I was going to sleep
A tree trunk of radius 2 feet and height 4 feet has enough volume that, if pulped, would provide enough wood for 75.3982237 two-by-fours, assuming they were 1 inch thick.

That's how many planks you'll get.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 31 May 2007, 2:59, Reply)

Les Dawson gameshow, about 1987
My brother was a contestant on it. He wasnt very good at it though.

He only got 4 Blanks.
(radio_shak has questions, got answers, on, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:12, Reply)