My mum works for Ann Summers.
Some years ago, she had parked her company car while visiting an employee in a rather undesirable area. When she returned after her meeting, she noticed that the back window had been broken, and the bag that was left on the back seat was missing.

Either way, it being a company car, it had to be reported to the police and a rather pleasant police woman arrived to take the details. As part of the formalities, the following came up.

Police: "So, was anything taken?"
Mum: "Yes, one bag, but before I tell you the contents, I should explain that I do work for Ann Summers, and what they've taken is a sales sample from a new line."
Police: "And the content of the bag?"
Mum: "A Penis extension."

Apparently it took the police woman about twenty minutes to stop laughing.
( Muns, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:11, 3 replies)

YM

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:50, closed)

I know people are expected to embellish the truth for the point of making the story, but...
"a rather pleasant police woman".

There's no need for blatent untruths!
(dchurch bah, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:21, closed)

So your mum is insecure about the length of her penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:55, closed)