Reminds me a bit of a mate who on a first date brought his white cat-suit wearing date out for a quick pint in the sun.
No sooner had they sat on the bench outside the pub than he knocks his full pint of Guinness all over her lovely garment turning it more or less immediately see-through, with a shitty Guinness hue.

The girls went indoors to help her dry off and my mrs told me that she was wearing some gorgeous matching underwear that was also guinness stained.

He *was* initially on a promise. As it turned out he got dumped.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:50, 1 reply)

That'll teach HIM for drinking Guinness.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:01, closed)