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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:49)
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Friend of mine went onhoneymoon to the Maldives.
She is a bit of a farter, it has to be said.
Apprently one day, sitting for breakfast in a bikini on the terrace by the pool at their hotel, she decided to let a sneaky fart go, and managed to let rip a rather large outpouring of somewhat squitty shit all over the white chair she was sitting on.
Had to borrow new husbands shirt to wrap around her waist, so she could return to room with dignity for cleanup. She could do nothing about the chair, had to leave that to a presumably rather miffed maintenance department.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:18, 1 reply)
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