Throcking
Heaving over the pan when there's literally nothing left to throw up but knee cartilage
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Haseley Knob
Effect of a tight foreskin
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Botus Fleming
Enormous pavement greenie
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Marsh Gibbon
Six-fingered sister-shagger from the fens
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Mudford Sock
The result of not finding a public convenience in time
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Curry Mallett
The type of pain in the nipsy after a vindaloo
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Sherborne
An unfortunate erection part-way through a drinking session
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Wooton Wawen
That slight feeling of dread when you're half-way to the airport and you think you've not packed your underwear
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Coppull
A suspiciously easy pickup at a demo or march.
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Goosnargh
When you think you're watching a cute animal video but realise just too late you're actually on Liveleak.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 May 2018, 17:17, Reply)

Worsthorne (n)
When your pornhub selection takes an unexpected turn just as you're approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout.

E.g. "Careful, there's a worsthorne at 6:25 when the two guys in the threesome start going at it"
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Beddgelert
The inexplicable insomnia experienced after going to bed because you were unable to keep your eyes open watching the TV
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 3 May 2018, 15:18, 1 reply)

Titleshall
the incongruous image that appears in a Google image search. Usualy of a scantily clad lady.

"I was searching for pictures of Slough and there was a Titleshall of some massive norks"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 3 May 2018, 15:11, Reply)

Osmotherley
adj. (of an operating system) Constantly popping up 'helpful' dialog boxes that state the bleedin' obvious and serve only to hinder and enervate.
(merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 3 May 2018, 11:44, Reply)

Dunbog
When taking far longer trying to re-use some old, uncommented spaghetti code that you wrote ages ago rather than just writing something new from scratch, you are stuck in a Dunbog.

(The antonym, with good code, is to play Dunball)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 May 2018, 11:26, Reply)

Pilley
An opinion piece which has some truth at the heart of it, but is bordering on conspiracy theorist due to the hyperbole.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 May 2018, 11:11, Reply)

Milford Belper
When you start typing in a site in your work browser with your boss watching and as the suggestions come up you realise to your horror that the browser history has synced with your home browser history.
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Astrope
A meme pertaining to the posterior, e.g. goatse, Kim Kardashian booty pics.
(merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:46, Reply)

Bedwellty Pits
That last, unnecessary refresh before you drop off to sleep at night where you can barely keep your eyes open anyway.
"This twitter refresh really will be the bedwellty pits. I'm going to be knackered tomorrow "
( christhebarker, Thu 3 May 2018, 0:19, 1 reply)

Wykey
The condition of being significantly more drunk than everyone else and finding funny things that your more sober companions find unamusing or even offensive.

"We must have been a bit wykey cos we were giggling at jokes about dead people but nobody else was laughing."

"George always gets a bit wykey after a few pints, ignore him."
(tomsk, Thu 3 May 2018, 0:06, 2 replies)

Mwnt
A seldom heard expression of joy after seeing a decent QotW again
( The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 2 May 2018, 20:44, Reply)

Fakenham Magna
Potted meat lolly popular among postwar nostalgists looking forward to the return of rationing.
( notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 2 May 2018, 20:12, Reply)

Handcross
Trying to operate the mouse with your other hand whilst watching your favorite porn
( Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:25, Reply)

Lickey End
When his jaw is cramping so you take pity and fake an orgasm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 May 2018, 8:22, Reply)