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Join our mini Meaning Of Liff project by matching up British villages with experiences and emotions you only have because of the internet and modern life.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 13:23)
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Plockton
Unit of measure, number of people in a Twitter mob.
"I just said I thought [politician of your choice] was misguided in their approach to Brexit, and a plockton of idiots descended upon me"
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 23:02, Reply)
Ecclefechan
The act of muting the volume on your phone til the person in the next cubicle leaves
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:42, Reply)
Port Sunlight
The tremendous relief but abject puzzlement as you manage to plug in that USB plug on that magical third attempt
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:33, Reply)
Painswick
The similtaneous pride and shame of your b3ta candle day coming around again
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:28, Reply)
Pittenweem
The feeling in the pit of your stomach when you realise you haven't properly cleared your internet history and your other half is asking why there is porn on the family laptop
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:26, Reply)
Buxted
A website which has been ruined by bad UX. "Amazon has been buxted since they've started trying to trick users into getting Prime by mistake."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:20, Reply)
Fakenham
What your wife's been doing with her orgasms all these years.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:50, 1 reply)
Wyre Piddle
A painful wee brought on by making rudies with mucky ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:42, Reply)
Tuesnoad (n)
An accidental like that lets everyone know *exactly* what you’ve spent the last 15 minutes searching for.

See also Tadnoll - an unfocused tab accidentally left in a browser screenshot that does the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:26, Reply)
Eskdaleside cum Ugglebarnby
Describes the feeling both before and after a drunken one-handed net surfing sesh.
(Glis, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:24, Reply)
Tudweiliog (n)
A talking point used by UKIP politicians as a racist dog whistle to their voters.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:18, Reply)
Twechar
Person (normally male) who thinks they've won an argument on Twitter through the use of Whataboutery, only to disappear when they are called out on it
(sharkey 1 post a year Average, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:18, 1 reply)
Turners Puddle (n)
An expanse of water containing a haywain
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:13, 3 replies)
Westward Ho!
To try and find the other end of a cable that disappears into the unholy tangle of wires behind your monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:09, Reply)
Hemyock
The noise the minecraft guy makes when he gets hit by something.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:00, Reply)
Partrishow (n)
The 30 seconds or so of any YouTube video where the presenter enthusiastically asks you to like, subscribe, comment or basically do *anything* to game YouTube’s algorithms to help them get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:58, Reply)
Collumpton
The small feeling of victory experienced when a USB plug goes in first try
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:51, 1 reply)
Eardisland
Where you mentally file all the podcasts you know you'll never get round to listening to
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:50, Reply)
Nedging
When you do a tweet expecting likes, but you get unfollowed instead.
"Kanye got a right nedging when he tweeted his support for Trump"
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:47, 1 reply)
Newbold Verdon (n)
A social media user who follows you and immediately likes every single tweet where you’ve said something vaguely risqué. Generally male. Generally worth insta-blocking
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:46, Reply)
Strathmiglo
The blue ashen pallor of your partner’s face as they catch up on twitter in bed before sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:40, Reply)
Page Bank
A folder of incriminating social media screenshots for use in future arguments. For example, "He deleted the racist tweet before running for counsellor, but I had it in my Page Bank".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:39, Reply)
Relubbus
The maudlin sensation felt when James Corden announces a new project.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:37, Reply)
Slebech (n)
The feeling when people you know have an extended facebook conversation about a 'celebrity' you've never heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:37, Reply)
Spetchley
The feeling that you might have been taken in by a spam email.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:31, Reply)
Port Gaverne
Waggling a cable ineffectively around the back of a device in the vain hope that you'll be able to plug it in without dismantling whatever is preventing you from reaching the back of said device.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:27, Reply)
Podington
A podcast from darkest Peru.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:23, Reply)

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