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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Monty’s a comedy genius.


Mr Flake's come back was quite funny, but Monty’s straight man routine is amazing.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:19, 3 replies)
I like you better as ringofyre.

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:42, closed)
The triple-Ting here is incredible.

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:14, closed)
At this level it's actually
quadruple-Ting.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:21, closed)
Four Jamaicans walk into a bar.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:52, closed)
well I like it
It's one of my strengths
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:39, closed)
Along with...

Oh, you don't have any strengths. You're just a miserable, depressing frankly embarrassing sad sack.

You know what to do...DYAAKY
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:32, closed)
you're embarrassing yourself now

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:44, closed)
Yet you keep biting?...
Do you have to wipe the angry internet tears away so you can see the keyboard before bashing it with your useless tosh?
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:48, closed)
Right you are.
I'll see if I can't come up with an appallingly-written 4000 word bullshit story and post it, then maybe we can be friends, OK?

I'm holding out an olive branch here.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)
Stick your olive branch up your sad lonely arse...

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:06, closed)
Well really

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:22, closed)

You can fit a bucket in it? I suppose it must be a bit stretched due to the repeated insertion of your head.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:56, closed)
classic Happy Phantom!

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:32, closed)

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