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Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."

What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?

Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...

(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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amyl nitrate
I bought a bottle from someone at school and had great fun with it all that day. That night I left it on my bedroom shelf where my mum found it the next day. She did what any normal person would do when faced with a small brown un-labelled bottle with a clear liquid in- she opened it and sniffed it.
I came home to a red-faced angry woman screaming "what the fuck is that on your shelf?"
Me laughing uncontrollably didn't help.

Length? 5.35 metres - now give me a fucking medal
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:44, closed)
hmm
amyl nitrate is the proper name for poppers right?

*click*
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:59, closed)
Well...
Amyl nitrite is the correct name for poppers.

Amyl nitrate is something completely different.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:02, closed)
Hmmmm...
From Wikipedia:

Physical effects include decrease in blood pressure, headache, flushing of the face, increased heart rate, dizziness, and relaxation of involuntary muscles, especially the blood vessel walls and the anal sphincter.

So the obvious question is, did she pull a Pooflake?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:10, closed)
^^
Yes! Pooflake has now become a verb!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:17, closed)
So Monty,
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SHE SNIFFED? I need to know!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:46, closed)
I would like to point out...
... that I was a verb before even pooflake.

I don't think either of us has any reason to be proud of the fact.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:59, closed)
I forget
what "To Enzyme" is?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:01, closed)
"To pull an Enzyme"...
... is accidentally to spend the night in a brothel.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:06, closed)
^ no it isn't,
it's to be pedantic and arsey and to chastise people about their spelling.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:24, closed)
Oooooo, snap!
Sounds like CHCB forgot to take a Happy Pill this morning! Jeez, you're on a tear today...

*hides before she nails me to the wall as well*
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:27, closed)
@CHCB
Isn't that "To Chickenlady" surely "To Enzyme" is to point out that your argument is based on the assumption that humans have intrinsic value of some type and that consequently you are nothing but a big barrel of poo poo.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 17:24, closed)
*sobs*`

Nobody has pulled Pooflake for years now...

...

oh hang on, now I get it...

Oi!

I don't know...you shit yourself twice...maybe three times and all of a sudden you get a reputation. Why doesn't anybody remember the tireless charity work I do for fluffeh kitterns and cake??

probably because I don't do any...I'm too busy on the chod bin trying to push my lower intestine back up my Gary Glitter
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 12:11, closed)
Similar thing happened to me when I came through customs one time...
I was in charge of the poppers bottle, got pulled to one side (ooh er) by the officer and searched.

When he found the little bottle, he opened it, sniffed, and asked "What's this?"

I also couldn't stop giggling...

*has no intention of pulling a pooflake*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 13:44, closed)

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