ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Most Glorious Shit I Ever HadHigh up in the mountains, far from civilisation, skreeeek goes the wooden cabin door at dawn, fresh, fresh morning air. Inhale, stretch. Birdies twittering, cockerels cockerelling.
Over there is the outside loo, probably made 60 years ago, looks just like those wooden cartoon ones. Walk over, skreeeek, enter, sun beginning to stream between gaps in the wood. Look down, lift round wood cover, place aside. Look inside, yesterday's contributions covered in fresh sawdust.
Turn, down keks, sit, start to hum Grieg's "Morning" from Peer Gynt Suite No. One.
Birdies, fresh, fresh air, morning sun, God's creation, and then mine.
Flapff.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 17:21, Reply)
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