Make sure everyone knows you're a gay man by prefacing every fucking response you utter during an interview with
"Speaking as a gay man ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I once watched a documentary
about Countess Elizabeth Báthory. The female presenter was somewhat beefy, wore a trouser suit and had the most formidable cameltoe I'd ever seen. She used the phrase "as a feminist" about 7 or 8 times in her narrative.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

So true...
...I have two workmates who constantly do this. One even did it at his interview and added "Oh, I hope being gay won't stop me getting this job".
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I see he got the job though.
Smart move on his part then?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Yes..
...but he left the job after 18 months due to making numerous false allegations of harassment and bullying.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)