Health and safety lolz.
I was attending a compulsory electrical safety meeting after someone destroyed a forklift and some of his toes in a high voltage incident.

The safety guy was somewhat less than interesting, having that special droning voice that only H&S guys can possess and while most were dozing quietly I had to sit right at the front under his nose so instead of listening to the old bugger I took an interest in the stuff he'd written. And then I spot it.

He, pointing at the board, "...and I don't think there's anyone here who would disagree with that statement is there?"

At this point I sit up and say, "yes, I would"

"Oh really" returns Mr Interesting "and perhaps you'd like to tell us all why then?"

"Certainly", I'm grinning now at his glaring face and the room is awake and all ears, "Although I am very wary of electric shocks, I'm absolutely not afraid of elocution"

There's always one, and it's usually me.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50, 1 reply)

Ha!
I'd have done exactly the same thing.

*clicks*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:05, closed)