Training course with a firm
This is all true:

I put goldfish in the water cooler.

Broke the mallet on the croquet lawn.

Was charged £3.00 for one paracetemol.

Was called an IRA bomber for throwing halloween crackers under the snooker table.

The main lecturer on the "course" arrived with "hickeys" that would beat the band on the second day.

Died from the worst hangover from Budweiser.

That was in 4 days.

Aside from this, and back to reality, my bad moments were seeing a suicide in Victoria Tube Station on day five.

And on that same day my car dying in the same day we were to drive for holidays in Ireland.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:16, 7 replies)

Congratulations
On your miraculous recovery. Did you get to meet God?
(Eukanuba, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:28, closed)

this is clearly a tissue of lies.
it's impossible to get drunk enough on budweiser to suffer even the merest hint of a hangover.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 3:33, closed)

I was sick from bud then

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 4:54, closed)

It was the Bud that was like fucking close to water
in a canoe
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:42, closed)

Unless he means Budweiser Budvar, of course, which actually is beer
rather than the fizzy dishwater that the americans call Bud.

I agree, I tried to get drunk on US Bud, and found it wasn't possible.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:05, closed)

It's possible if you're fifteen, have never drunk booze before, and neck six pints in two hours.
VOMIT.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:10, closed)

That Bud is 5 star beer

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:43, closed)