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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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Wellington, 2008 ...
Cartooning for Peace, a hugely pointless and self-important UN-affiliated group decided to have its conference in NZ. Almost all that Mudskipper can remember is the food: Swiss Embassy buffet: Delicious. French Embassy buffet: Unreal. Final banquet at national museum with Austrian chef and imported unpasteurised cheeses: Beyond description.
Also got to display our most filthy and unpublishable cartoons on overhead projectors for the benefit of the diners. Belgian Nick Vadot did one of a man attempting to receive oral sex from a hippopotamus.
(mudskipper, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 2:10, 12 replies)
this is a terrible story, mainly because it is terrible.
oh,'and the 'referring to yourself in the third person' part. janet doesn't like that.

no.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 3:28, closed)
It is a terrible story
... and Mudskipper is monstrously self-important
(mudskipper, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 5:06, closed)
ringofyre thinks janet should get back into her fucking box.
Now!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:27, closed)
YOU SHUT UP IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL DO AS I PLEASE.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:54, closed)
ringofyre wishes janet many birthday salutations
& hums "It's my party & I'll cry if I want to."
EDIT: Typical fucking whatever zodiac-thingy is in place on this particular date
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:29, closed)
Booya.
Hap . . .agh . . . haaaa . . . nnnyyghhh

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:46, closed)
fucking box
Is this yet another euphemism for vagina?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:52, closed)
"Get back in your vagina!" does have a certain je ne sais que.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:54, closed)
*quoi

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:09, closed)
Get back in your vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:18, closed)
your MUM'S

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:20, closed)
Would be somewhat
tautological for most women tho I think.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:23, closed)

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