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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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A simple one
When I did my power kite instructor's course (along with two IT guys, a coasteering guide and a former dancer for The Prodigy turned mental health counsellor), I was taught by a very large man with a lizard balanced on his shoulder. Then he bought us all pizza.

I'll take that over a health and safety seminar any day.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:54, 5 replies)
You sure it wasn't
an Excel training course, and you'd taken a load of LSD before you arrived?
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:00, closed)
Why
am I rather unsurprised that a former dancer for the Prodigy would become a mental health counsellor?
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:08, closed)
that would be
leeroy then?
(skgorsky, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:13, closed)
what the hell is apower kite? its cheating if you use a fan

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 17:18, closed)
It's like a regular kite
but with shoulderpads.
(speedevil, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:35, closed)

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