2 Fatties one bed.
Many many years ago the company I worked for attended a sales conference. All the sales team including the very obese Marketing director and his obese wife were in attendance. In the evening before the conference the Director summoned the team to his hotel room for a final pep talk.

Simultaneously the Director and his wife plonked themselves onto the bed and it promptly gave way depositing both of them on their arses.

Regretfully I wasn't there that evening but my colleague who was said there was a stunned silence followed by the whole sales team pissing themselves laughing as they watched the 2 outraged fatties heave themselves up and storm down to reception to complain that the beds were defective.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)