There is a ceratin breed of cyclist that simply oozes mug self righteousness

"I'm saving the environment" they say.

"I'm fit and healthy" they show off.

"I actually quiet like the feeling of lycra against my frank and beans" they probably think.

Anyway, there are plenty of these tools around London whizzing in and out of traffic, zipping straight through traffic lights and squishing under lorries.

One beautiful sunny day in London town I saw a swarm of these brightly coloured piss weasels pull up at the side of the road for a hydration session (drink to you and me).

As they glugged down their isotonic hydrating glucozoidal treacle something wonderful happened. A tramp came around the corner on "his" bike, he was giving it some beans as he was probably late for a dinner party or some such thing. He going fast enough that the rudimentary cloak that he had fashioned from old plastic bags flew majestically in the breeze like some kind of Tesco value superhero, SuperWino!


When he saw his cycling brethren he slammed on the brakes and pulled up beside them, lent down to the lower cross bar of the frame of his bike where there was a water bottle holder and pulled out a shiny can of Special Brew.

The cyclists looked on in disgust as he raised it up, opened the top, shouted/burped "CHEERS" and downed the lot, before crushing the can with snarl and riding off to his next SuperWino adventure fortified by his magic potion.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:01, 6 replies)

That may not have been a tramp...
The description fits a mate of mine and while he does dress like a tramp he's actually quite clever...
(Squash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:04, closed)

How absolutely marvellous!
Hooray for SUPERWINO!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:10, closed)

woo!
i like this
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:38, closed)

I would love to think
that this was secretly Boris in disguise...
(berk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:56, closed)

^^ heh
In disguise? he generally looks like a tramp anyway...
( snee held his breath since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:39, closed)

He does have
a mildly dilapidated (sp?) air...but not usually to the extent of having a plastic-bag batcape...
(berk, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:42, closed)