One Head
Just remembered another encounter with a tramp.

If you live round where I do, you will know the Airyhall Tramp. Everyone knows the Airyhall Tramp. Banned from all local shops and known for talking to himself in Oxfam. Unfortunately he has disappeared from our lives for the time being. Probably because he is dead. But we shall see.

Some say he used to be a rich scientist, whose wife left him and he went insane. But no-one knows for sure. To give you an example of the kind of guy he was, my friend once saw him pissing on a grave so shouted at him to stop. The dirty bugger did up his flies, turned round, and chased my mate brandishing a broken glass bottle. Luckily he was pissed, so didn't keep up for long.

But I remember one time, when I was wee, and I was walking to the shops with my mum. He stopped dead in front of us. Taken aback, we too stopped. He looked me square in the eye, and said "You've only got on head. So make sure you don't lose it."

At the time I thought this to be hilarious, yet now I realise he had given me some sound advice. I will forever be in debt to the Airyhall Tramp...
(beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:28, 2 replies)

aberdeen?
If this is airyhall in Aberdeen, and if you mean the chap who wears glasses and lives in the woods nearby, then he is a nasty cunt who delights in picking on and harrassing young school kids. Belligerent and violent when confronted, he is the kind of cunt that gives homeless people the bad stereotype. If he is dead, then to be frank, the world is a better place without him.
Sure, he probably has his story, but no matter how harsh his life may have been, there is no excuse at all for this cunt to frighten 12 year old girls to tears and threaten them with rape. Whether he would carry out his threats or not, given the chance, I dont know, but its completely inexcusable behavior to act like that.
(dave likes cheese, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:51, closed)

Also
know of that guy. Utter twat.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:48, closed)