girlies
who smell of perfume and smoke...
(3psylon, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 13:16, Reply)

Sing!
To the tune of The Sound Of Music's Favourite Things...

Gay boys in bondage
And schoolgirls with bullwhips
Bright shiny dildos
With 14 inch bell-ends
Pictures of homos
With things up their rings
These are a few of my favourite things...

When the clap strikes
When my knob shrinks
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just waaaaaannnkkk like mad!


/I'll get me coat
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 12:53, Reply)

oooh!
Stand up, scratch arse, clap hands, sit down
(Wrecked Tums, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 12:00, Reply)

what really does the trick is to douse my member in lighter fluid, place said member under 8kg of coal (peat briquettes are also suitable), and then making a cock fire

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 11:02, Reply)

Big shoulders
Tall guys with big shoulders that sit next to me on the train and have to sit close because there's no space and I can feel the warmth of their leg against mine.

Straight guys. Facial hair. Body hair (on men).
(BearWithLittleBrain, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 10:58, Reply)

well
me
in lycra
in the gym
doing gun curls











i love myself.
(magictorch, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 10:30, Reply)

Another one...
Receiving filthy emails whilst at work...
(wormeater, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 9:30, Reply)

Turn ons, hmm?
Brunettes, Brunettes with Welsh accents, Wiggly toes, Mini skirts, Brunettes in miniskirts, Ice down my back, A brunette with a Welsh accent and a brunette in a miniskirt, Ambrosia Devon Custard (cold), and no spoon.
When you remember my name the morning after.
My friend Steph (oddly enough, no welsh accent and not a brunette)
Drunk college girls.
Drunk brunette college girls.
Oh yeah, and personality.
A nice pair of personalitys, fnar fnar etc
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 6:16, Reply)

lets see
tall guys
broad shoulders
that growly edge that comes into their voices when they really want you


too-intense molests in public that make your knees give way
mmmmmm
(dawa, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 5:54, Reply)

.
i've always wanted someone to put those pitted black olives on my toes (remember sticking them on your fingers as a kid?) and eat them off one by one.

unfortunately, i have never found anyone who was willing to do this, but i imagine it would be lovely.
(sponch!, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 5:43, Reply)

MY GF
she rocks my world,
and the fact that she was on big brother and i know that thousands of guys were perving on her 5 nights a week and now shes all mine is kinda a nice feeling as well

if you want specifics, its her smile, her eyes and the way she says my name. (pathetic i know but it works for me)
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 5:17, Reply)

cctv
amazing.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 2:07, Reply)

1st Post YAY
What turns me on hmmmm...physically..Tall men with broad shoulders. I love a mans chest, shoulders, back, and hands...yummy...Brown hair **definitely** English accents saying something sexy in an almost desperate growl..(swoons & quivers) ***When beside a man and he places his hand on the small of your back...so subtle yet sooo sexy. *** Also major turn-ons-**Talented men esp. musically,..Intelligence, but not arrogant about it...A creative mind is also so sexy to me. Passion that shows a deep love of what he does in life... and in love...Humbleness is also enchantingly sexy...A sense of humor and a love for laughter...The blissful look on a mans face while receiving oral pleasure..HOT HOT HOT _xx_ So if this is you...Please email me, find me, place your hand on my back, take me home, take off your shirt, play me some music & I'm yours...You Wont Regret it..(pant pant pant) swoons and pines xoxoxox
(Flight of Fantasy Bee, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 1:32, Reply)

Forgot... (or just remembered)
Extremely short girls... the shorter the better. I'm a fairly tall guy, just shy of six feet, but on the slender side, so small women make me feel big. Maybe it's a male, wanting to be in control thing. But it's better if they are the are very in-charge personalities. Something about the dichotomy off being small but being in charge...

"Isn't that cute, she's a dominatrix."
(monkey explosion, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 0:31, Reply)

My Favs
Scratching down my back, one ex had massive finger nails and after one fun session had scratched so hard that she'd drawn blood, fun though and suprisingly painless.

Also just sleeping next to women is f**king great, trouble is i like it so much i find it hard to sleep.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 0:13, Reply)

short hair that is just long enough to be tied into a pony tail
like Paris Hilton.

Yes.
( Delete Me, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 23:22, Reply)

sean connery impersonations.
exshtremely shexshy. though difficult to shtop, oncshe you've shtarted. meow.
(harmless kitty, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 23:07, Reply)

One more thing....
I lust after boys in horizontal striped shirts in tight jeans....bonus if they have messy, shaggy hair. I love em tall' and skinny.......
(La Chockita, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 23:02, Reply)

this little switch
between my shoulderblades
that i just can't, quite reach


it's all very depressing
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 22:38, Reply)

Well,
Half Dutch girls. Who like walking. In Snowdonia. And laugh at me when I'm clinging to the side of Y Garn, shaking with fear because I think I'm going to die on a tricky patch that she skipped over no problem.

I know she won't read this. But if anyone who knows her does, tell her I think she's absolutely bloody amazing and if the only way to get her attention was to do that part of Y Garn again, I would. That is all.

/Hopeless romantic
(Nothing to see, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 22:23, Reply)

This is gonna lose me my best friend....
...but, his girlfriend does incredible things to me...in a purely imaginary sense...Before they were going out, me and her were messing around on a big crash mat thingy, just throwing each other about and stuff, and I threw her down, crashed down next to her...I was so close to just leaning over and kissing her...she was looking at me, with that kinda look in her eyes....but then for some reason I didnt go through with it...anyways, they got together, and whe i stayed I was forced to listen to them going at it full pelt, with her screaming and everything...

Anyhoo, sometimes she looks at me, and I turn to jelly inside...I love em both, but if they split up, then BAM!! I'm in there...

Also, theres a girl in my media class, who wears her pants down on her hips, and you can see the outline of that muscle on the groin...the one that goes from the hips down in a V-shape...uuuhhhh....that really does stuff to me...

And short, but slim girls, (I think "smokin' spinners" is the term) cos i'm a fairly well built, long haired, blue eyes, 6 foot ex-lifeguard, and theres something about the way they look when they're sat there waiting for you...

And the way they moan when you push it in...

Apologies for length, and especially girth, cos mine can hurt people...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 22:17, Reply)

turn on's....
i love big, slightly chubby men, with long hair...um geeks mainly though...i think it's my desire to mother them!
being the 'dominant' figure in the bedroom also gets me going...
being bitten and having the back of my neck kissed/bitten is just the best feeling in the world and has been known to make me come instantaneously!!!
(Nos coeurs cocaine Montparnasse Le mix de gelée vodka et le beat, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 22:12, Reply)

Weirdness
One of my best girl friends can fanny-fart on demand. Expecting to revolt me, she first performed this for me fresh out of the shower, so the effect was amplified. And the rest, as they say, is history...

(...written in filthy white stains on the inside of my boxers.)
(eats and mumbles, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 22:03, Reply)

Waitrose
*oh god. OH GOD. OH GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD* uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 21:08, Reply)

Dexien.

( gone, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 21:01, Reply)

Engorgement
Far too many stimuli to mention them all, recently i've found that new advert for white goods, a nicely attired lady with her head in a washing machine.

er...

I won't stand up yet, thanks.
(MrHackenbacker, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 20:44, Reply)

dirty old(er) man
Pigtails, black collars (spiked or not) and off-colored hair (e.g. pink, purple, green, etc.). Not so weird until you take into account that I'm a suit-and-tie wearing "law talking guy." I never get what I want...
( kingoffools, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 20:23, Reply)

Things that turn me on...
Accents. Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Irish and Welsh anyway. I went to see Nightwish on Saturday and after their gig we met their support band (who are Norwegian). They had the sexiest accents ever! I almost had an orgasm.

Guys with long hair. Or if they have a weird hairstyle.

Leather. Guys wearing leather or PVC is hot. Especially if it's tight.

Make up. Even if it's just a bit of eyeliner it makes me drool.

Piercings and tattoos. They make guys look extremely sexy.

Blokes kissing. There is nothing sexier than two guys kissing.

I think that's all for the moment...
(WaffleMonster, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 19:52, Reply)

Women
In hats.

Black hats.

With black hair.

Poifect...
(Robbvayne, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 19:51, Reply)