oh, there is also deathly dull dirk, the man with the world's most monotonous voice. EVER.
a hangover from school, whom we still see from time to time. you know, nice guy, but you fight not to sit next to him at dinner. one evening i drew the short straw. fighting for consciousness and a conversation that wasn't about bolton fc, i asked him about his job. it went along these lines:

are you still at the office of national statistics?

no. i'm now at the national office of statistics...

jesus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:53, 9 replies)

Splitters!

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:02, closed)

all of your friends are such characters

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:05, closed)

i know, right?
it's like there's no common thread
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:09, closed)

Is that affiliated to the Judean People's Front?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:16, closed)

Obviously not
It's the People's Front of Judea.
(squigbobble existed, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:18, closed)

Wankers!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:18, closed)

What evs, Dirk is a fantastic name. I'd love to be called Dirk.
Dirk!
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:49, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:08, closed)

Durka, durka, durka!
Happy candles day btw namesake.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 7:15, closed)