Mrs Spimf
...is a member of the Edinburgh College of Parapsychology

Mrs Spimf believes she can communicate with the dead. Mrs Spimf claims to be a ‘medium’ - but she’s actually very petite.

Naturally this provides a near endless source of amusement for me.

Why she would imagine there is higher spiritual existence where presumably the mysteries of life, the universe and everything were experienced as a single consciousness - a dimension where spiritual entities that could transcend space and time and experience all existence would want to use their supernatural abilities to knock on tables surrounded by a bunch of dried old powdery old biddies in Leith is truly a great mystery.

...an even greater conundrum though, is why this elite band visionaries with incredibly powerful gifts of inter-dimensional communication and temporal foresight would need a shitty little photocopied newsletter to plop through the letterbox once a month to inform them of the coming months events is a paradox I will never stop ripping the piss out of.


daft bint!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, 3 replies)

Ah yes
Sometimes we have "clairvoyancy" evenings here in our theatre.

Why they need to ring us up the week before and ask us how ticket sales are going is beyond me.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:39, closed)

If I died
and walked the earth eternally, the first fucking thing I'd do would be to go and scare the shit out of a load of old ladies.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, closed)

Really?
I'd go after the chavs myself.

Or just hang around Scarlett Johansson's bedroom.
(Milo Minderbinder, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, closed)