My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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About twelve years agowhen my sister was a wee nipper, we planned a family outing and a picnic. It was a lovely day and we all piled in the car, my sister in her car seat and me next to her.
The journey started off very pleasantly, playing eye spy, my sister pointing and laughing at things, when suddenly she went exceptionally quiet.
My mum looked in the rear view mirror and wanted to know what was up with her. My first thoughts was that she had shat herself, but she had this rather peculiar look on her face.
So,I turned to ask her if she was alright when it happened....her head rotated towards me, her jaw open to a 180 degree angle and billious green vomit covered me from head to toe. It spewed out in every direction, covering the back of my mums Talbot Samba and creating a large pool of milky sick in my lap.
I sat in wonderous silence for all of 10 seconds when my stomach gave way and I honked down the back of my mums head and the seat in front of me.
She pulled the car over to the curb, screaming blue murder, mopped up my sister and me as best she could and declared that we were going home. For the rest of the trip we sat in silence, apart from my sister who was happily making slappy hands in the sick on the backs of the seats.
The stench of sick was still lodged in the fabric of that car right up until she sold it.
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:13,
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