My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not caught, but the catcheeArrived home early from a "be-a-top-boss" type conference to what I thought was an empty house [you know what's coming . . . but you're wrong}. My son (12 at the time) obviously though the same (house unoccupied by parents) as when I crept past his bedroom I caught the sight (in his wardrobe mirror) of him and his mate (whom we had known since he was three years old) having a friendly . . . er . . . tussle. I couldn't see anything but the motions (and sounds) conveyed enough to confirm that my son was wanking his mate off. The universe stopped for a few minutes as this (and many other thoughts) crashed into my brain, and I stood transfixed. Then, when my son moved his head towards his mate's groin I sort of decided the pair deserved a little privacy (thankfully I was liberal enough not to go crashing into the room, separate the pair and cause untold lifetime neurosis to all involved) and stealthily crept out of the house and nipped to the pub.
Needless to say, when my son told me he was gay a couple of years later I wasn't overly surprised.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:43, Reply)
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