Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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my wedding was very nice and everbody had a good time and it didn't cost us much money(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:11,
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I like this and think it should win.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:03,
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That was a birthday you retard and she was your sister(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 4:35,
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why do people feel the need to lie on qotw?(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 9:52, closed)
Same here.Very enjoyable. Nothing unusual/hilarious happened, so not QOTW story from me.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:42,
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i too thought your wedding was very nice(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:26,
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I would have thought your wedding was very nice tooif I had been invited. I would have liked to have gone to a wedding which didn't end up simply being a parade of just how much the weddingees could spend on shitty crap like choreographed first dances and ludicrously expensive table decorations that no-one cares about anyway.
I wish you a long and happy marriage.
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