The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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ChristI was the weird kid in my class, maybe the whole school.
I would regularly headbutt anything extremely hard just for bets.
I once spent an entire term shouting 'I AM NOEL! Look at my tiny beard!' at random times, stroking my face for no good reason (this was around the time of Noel's house party).
I developed an imaginary allergy to the word 'bacon' and ran screaming terrified if anyone said it.
I named four people in my history class War, Death, Famine and Pestilence. To be fair Famine was REALLY skinny (even more so than me) and Pestilence was a spotty freak, but Death was a little guy with short curly hair (later he was nicknamed 'pube') who could moonwalk like nobody's business.
I named a boy and girl in my maths class 'Mum' and 'Dad'. I went to them if I ever had any problems and they'd just stare at me like I was some kind of mong. They did start referring to me as 'son' eventually though.
I bullied a fat boy who wore glasses relentlessly by calling him the sugar plum fairy and posing questions to him like, 'why is it that when you go for a pee, no matter how hard you shake afterwards there's still one drop that stains the front of your pants?'
I ate a kilo of cheese washed down with a ribena/pepsi mix, before P.E. I also ate an oxo cube whole, condensed beef is not so yummy and I was spitting gravy for the rest of the day.
*Reminisces*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:03,
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