The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Mark Humphries was his nameand I had the misfortune of sitting next to him in most of my lessons. He was never fond of doing the classwork that the the teacher would set, and instead, often decided to focus his attentions on expanding his 'willy book'.
He would spend his time simply drawing different types of todgers. He used to show off his latest design to me every time he finished one.
He had,
big ones small ones,
short ones tall ones,
thin ones fat ones,
white ones black ones,
honest ones bent ones,
some smelly scent ones,
few had a condom,
most had a hardon.
The thing is though that I don't ever recall finding his obsession with cocks weird at the time, I was more concerned with his constant suggestions that we steal a couple of bunsen burners and take turns at pushing them up each others bum holes.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 19:34, Reply)
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