The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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A born poetI used to sit next to a guy, Chris, whose forte was making up filthy poetry about his classmates, all of which rhymed perfectly and had a killer ending.
For example, about a boy with a rather large nose :
Big fat honka 'tween his eyes
"Bloody hell, John, what a size!"
He uses it for probing bums
Lots of spunk around his gums
Now he sits up in the class
Got his eye on an innocent arse
His mouth is watering at this sight
There's a tin of vaseline in case it's tight
Then he stands up with a slight frown
With a flick of the zip his trousers are down
Now the target's come into line
The bum's in sight
OH SHIT IT'S MINE
21 bloody years ago and I can still remember it perfectly.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 20:03, Reply)
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