The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Oh dear.Year 11, there was this one girl who'd been widely unaccepted as mentally normal, which was fair enough. Quiet, fat, bad hair, bad teeth and so on. The rumours abounded that she was a lesbian but these were unfounded.
The crowning glory, however, came in year 11, when someone nicked her notebook and read it out to the entire year at lunchtime. And there was some, by our view, sick stuff in there, including a story. I forget how it went, but it involved sheep-shagging, bumsex, cocks stuck down plugholes, you get the gist. Plus a whole list of insulting stuff about teachers. Saying that your ICT teacher is a transsexual and your chemistry teacher is a rapist probably isn't on.
So it got handed over to our head of year.
She got threatened with a lawsuit for defamation of character.
Yes, yes, it was me, you guessed it.
Strict Catholic girls' school and that. I never did get sued. Actually, nothing happened. I didn't get the notebook back though.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:56, Reply)
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