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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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OCD is just an attempt to control the random aspect of life due to fear of the unknown.
It comes from the same mental stem as religion and belief in god.

Strap on some balls, and accept that your life is meaningless, existence futile, and that one day all will be dust.

Then go and do a bungee jump, have a threesome, and do some fantastic drugs*.

*Requires leaving the bedroom and computer.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:11, 7 replies)
My commiserations on your death,
Mister Hitchens.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:16, closed)
he said this recently
"Suppose there were groups of secularists at hospitals who went round the terminally ill and urged them to adopt atheism: 'Don't be a mug all your life. Make your last days the best ones' People might suppose this was in poor taste."

fucking leg-end ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:38, closed)
Sort of misses the point
that religious faith can be quite comforting in the face of death/bereavement, whereas aetheism is more fun for the living.

Then again, I'm comfortably agnostic, so don't get upset by (well meaning) religious people,
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:38, closed)
In my experience, declaration of agnosticism on B3ta
is, in essence, akin to admitting noncedom.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:47, closed)
Did I just hear an alarm?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:31, closed)
Like admitting to being a nonce
is any great sin, on this website.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:23, closed)

*May require some level of Vag's Awesomeness*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:23, closed)

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