Not me but I wish it was!
A friend who I shall call Mike (not real name..honest) always looked a lot older than he was. He was a few years older than me and I didn't know him that well but he told me of his most embarassing moment ever one day:

When Mike was 15 he looked about 20. This meant he could go out to town on the piss with his older brother without getting asked for ID.

Well, one night he was out in town and he pulled. A corker too! He went back to this lass's place and promted to roger her. Monkey style.

Anyway, a week later and he's at school, revising hard when his teacher tells him to go to the classroom next door and get some text books.

He knocks on the door and enters. The classroom all turn and look at him. Who does he see staring right back at him? Yes, it's the lass he fannyrammed the week before...

..teaching the class English Literature.

She left the week after. A shame really because I would have...
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 23:22, Reply)