Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Diet Coke BreakMany years ago, my mum needed a new fence putting up one summer. So like a fool, I asked my mates to come round and help.
What did they do? Fuck all. They just stood around drinking beer with my brother whilst I did all the fucking work.
It was really hot, and I was sweating like a pig, so I took my t-shirt off.
This happened to be around the same time as a rather popular 'diet coke' advert was on TV (the builder/diet coke break/cock-loving secretaries one).
The one contribution from them that day? To call me 'the diet rola cola man'.
Which ten years on is exactly as funny as it was back then.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 18:03, Reply)
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