Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My drunken neighbor at university...couldn't pronounce my surname (Ptomey) and decided to go with the first thing he thought of: Poontaki.
I'm rather hairy. One chaotic night, the same neighbor found me completely pissed arse-naked sitting on the floor of our suite's shower. He'd decided to check on me because it was 4 in the morning and I'd been in there for an hour-and-a-half. Seeing me in my hairy gloriousness (including my long hair draped over my head making me look like Cousin It) spawned the addition to my nickname: Monster.
And so my nickname, Poontaki Monster, spread throughout the entire hall - along with that story.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 18:10, Reply)
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