wjh31
just reminded me. I was once in a temple complex very very drunk, getting head off of some girl. I then gave her one from behind. As I was banging away, I noticed I was actually on the chocolate esculater. Nice I thought to myself. The I noticed the 'lady's' hand in 'her' crotch area going ten to the dozen. It was at this point I realised said girl was in fact a man.

I didn't really know what to do, but settled for the started so I'll finish option, spluffed my load, buttoned up, and ran away.

I felt very very dirty. Even more so as when I was scrubbing myself in the shower at home, I noticed the lump of shit on the end of my cock.

About a week later said ladyboy came up to me in a bar looking for a repeat performance. I pretended I didn't know him.

He wasn't even fit ffs. Just obviously an ugly man with small tits in a floral print dress.

Why God, WHY? Of all the geezerbirds in the land of smiles, some of which are uberfit, did I end up bumming that one?

I would have buried this story, never to be recounted, but it amuses me it was up against the wall of a temple.

I think I'm coming back as a slug.

Lucky it wasn't a church, or it would be hull for eternity.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:20, Reply)