Horrible.
Pissed as a fart, rutting away at this bird.
Shifted position and went for re-entry.
Must have slipped it up the wrong 'un cos the amount of friction was unreal.
"Bloody hell this is good" i thought. A few seconds later, something feels slightly weird.
A numbing sensation, that slowly turns into an unbearable streak of pain shooting through my body.
I look down to see my cock streaming with blood.
"Bollocks" thought me.
Got up without a word, and sprinted to the bathroom, to rinse it.
Bird walks in, to the sight of me, bollock naked, holding my (now shrivelled) cock under the cold water tap, whilst it pisses blood out.
Her reaction?

"Don't worry, it happens all the time"

Just no need is there.
(TinyDinosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, Reply)