Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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Scene: A canal in Banbury town centreHaving got off our barge to lift up the swing bridge, I found that one of the cast iron counterweights was missing, no doubt nicked by the local chavs.
So there followed 5 to 10 minutes of sweating and struggling to lift up the bridge and allow our boat to pass.
However, said barge fails to materialise so in less than a good mood after another boat passes under the bridge, I go back to our vessel to see what's going on.
I suppose I shouldn't have shouted at her..... so I got dumped on hols.
BTW, TJF, if you're reading this in NZ the only reason I was still going out with you was to go on this f*cking holiday with you after you were unfaithful to me when you worked in Cambridge - you just pre-empted me.
Oh, and you were a lousy shag..... not that I'm bitter after 23 years......
PS 2 days after my SECOND holiday on the Oxford Canal 9 years later, my then girlfriend rang me up and dumped me!! It's a curse I tell you...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:41, Reply)
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