alrightyou're technically correct here, it's 12.36
Leftovers for lunch
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:36,
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ok, I gave that a very quick look, not heard of them before probably play Loscil here while I smoke, back door is open
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:50,
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AND i haven't forgotten that I swore revenge on you for (I think) posting an ear worm a while backalthough thankfully I've forgotten what the track was, and in fact everything else about the initial incident, but I won't let that stand in the way of my vengeance.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 18:30,
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Are you leaky tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a bright summer day
When I kissed you and called you a fart?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 14:45,
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bought tickets last week, cos I'm with O2 I get to purchase ahead of general release at their venuescan't wait, got AC/DC in the summer as well
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 14:27,
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If you have thread coming out of your anus You might want to see a doctor
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 15:42,
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If there's a knot in itHe's forgotten something
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:26,
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And if a bell rings He's summoned the buttler
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:28,
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Lunch threadSandwich bikkies and knocking one out for Cat Protection League
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If you have any questions about your medical status or treatment please don't hesitate to ask Chat GPT(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:53,
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"If your leg has turned blue, it's essential to seek medical help immediately.In the meantime, here are some steps you can take:"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:55,
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"If your house is on fire, it's essential to seek the fire department immediately.In the meantime, here are some cool shadowgraphs you can make:
A creepy girl looking to camera.
A cartoon dog seated at a table."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:22,
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Did you tie a tourniquet around it so it would feel like someone else was giving you a footwank?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:03,
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AI confirms that the Cat Survival Trust will be sold to George Soros(
$$ ✅, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:01,
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Apparently all the animals have already been removed.'S no leopards.
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leftover enchiladasand some snow leopard gelato for pud
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:21,
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is it morning or afternoon?It depends on your timezone! Right now, I don't have access to real-time information, so I can't tell you whether it's morning or afternoon where you are. Could you please let me know your timezone, and I'll be able to give you a more accurate answer?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:30,
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Wanking IS good for youtheconversation.com/does-ejaculating-often-reduce-your-risk-of-prostate-cancer-228166
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 8:20,
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the things those cunts go on about(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 8:52,
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Yeah, maybe they should stop all those fun runs and shitand just do sponsored spaffs. Quid a cum or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 9:29,
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Still the funniest thing ever posted on b3ta.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:25,
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The new BT router has arrived and been installedand the person on the end of the chat was right - that WAS what was slowing me internet down. Blimey, it's fast as the wind now! Exciting times...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 10:07,
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Hi guys, it's been ages since we had a charity auction for b3ta's OFFICIAL charity the Cat Survival Trust.let's have another one! They need the money urgently.
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i can't even send a bank transfer to my credit card company without it getting lostso i'm not sending them shit
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MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:32,
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They'd appreciate shit, I feel, give the animals something to wallow in(, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:33, Reply)
you haven't witnessed my recent ejecta(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:37,
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oops just checked and it hasn't been loststill not sending them shit tho
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MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:34,
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I forgot about that nutterI've got a couple of quid if he needs it
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$$ ✅, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:35,
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Good shout, he needs to put another couple of coins into the AI meter."AI predicts that Israel will be destroyed and that Ukraine will collapse. Why don't idiotic governments check AI to see if their crazy wars will succeed? AI predicts that BRICS will expand and only trade with its partners, leaving most of EU and all of the USA to collapse. BRICS will only support its members. AI was asked if CO2 is the cause of climate change. It answered that the current magnetic pole shift is causing the change in weather patterns. AI was asked if the Covid jabs were safe and effective. It answered no, they are dangerous."
www.facebook.com/DrTerryMoore
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Why don't idiotic governments check AI? Because they're IDIOTS (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:50,
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Would you agree that getting a free trip to Rwanda is a fantastic offer?Absolutely! A free trip to Rwanda would be a fantastic offer for several reasons:
Natural Beauty
Wildlife
Culture and History
Hospitality
Overall, a free trip to Rwanda would provide an unforgettable experience filled with adventure, natural beauty, and cultural immersion.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:55,
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Yeah, loads of b3tans were strongly encouraged/manipulated to do so, and did.I didn't, because I had some serious reservations about way that Jessie/Nina's death was hijacked by someone who'd never even met her to benefit an organisation run by an absolute nutter. Still, he got his money's worth out of this place.
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It was fucking odd that death wallowing. Naturally I was anti it, the nudes as well. Troll obvs. (
mongychops, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:08,
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I keep reminding myself that everyone involved probably acted with the best of intentions.Back then, anyone who dissented about the lionisation [pun intended] of "Doctor" Moore and the CST was shouted down - in the name of a friend whose death was co-opted into a fundraising drive for a man who is currently on trial for multiple charges of animal abuse. So yeah, regardless of how noble everyone's intentions were, the bad taste in my mouth has lingered for 14 years.
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I never even heard of him Until now
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 21:22,
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That simply isn't true, you've been on here as long as I have.b3ta.com/board/10333620
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Well I didn't pay enough attention to remember his name, then (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 8:16,
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I think that's how I got this icon.Maybe we need a new icon of a dead leopard in a freezer
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:31,
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or a great big cheque with blood dripping from ittoo much?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:34,
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I prefer to donate to donkey sanctuaries Especially the ones where they have walking probs
Wonky donkeys
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The ones for sex addiction donkeys with a speed prob are okBilly bonky donkeys
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I like the Terry Pratchett inspired prophylactics for well endowed gentlemenDonkey Sonkies
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:37,
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"Many dead animals were also being kept in freezers on site rather than being properly cremated."Maybe he was just cryogenically preserving them so they can be resurrected once vaccines have wiped out western civilisation.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:57,
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fed the crows and now i'm feeding myself(not to the crows)
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MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:15,
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not yet they're still in trainingi am starting to leave £10 notes on the windowsill so they can have a good look at the things i desire in return for food tho, if they ever realise that gifting me things would be a good idea
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MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:23,
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bird sees paper, bird brings paper, prepare yourself for a yard full of discarded sweet wrappers(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:29,
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they are good at recognising faces so i'm leaving the notes queen side up(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:37,
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At uni lolSo having a spice noodle pot and a pork pie in my hotel room. Got an assignment to finish so I'd better not go to the pub yet.
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fuck off. do it at the bar it'll be loads better(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:39,
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I'm having a beer and reading Rolling Stone's 'Every Episode of Battlestar Galactica Ranked', so it's going well.(, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:31, Reply)
the original film (precursor to the series) was pretty good. my fav film as a kid(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:33,
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:50,
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Just finished the bare minimum work I can be arsed to do today,probably going to spend the evening making deeply unpopular electro in 13/4.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:35,
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Just decided I'm going to force myself to do some more painting, I'm still doing the trim in the front room and hallI'm not very well today, everything is an effort
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:37,
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what's wrong with you? bum's disease?(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:38,
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i did a self-examination and i strongly suspect it's bum's disease, also i keep forgetting to wash my handsI finished the little bit of primer I had left to do, then I read this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:38,
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I see the copyright expired at the end of 2023an opportunity, perhaps
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:51,
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just been pubchicken and black bean enchiladas incoming, Mexican tomato rice on the side
can I be fucked to make guac as well? no
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:52,
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you make me guac all the time(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:30,
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Fuckinell I keep nodding offplease suggest ways of staying awake, no billy in the Herring's eye please or coffee based solutions please.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:20,
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sign up to Facebook and add Bou as a friend, I guarantee you'll never dare to sleep again(, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:23, Reply)
Is it not your typical Aunty weirdo page with Jewish blood libel and Biden crime family posts?(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:30,
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I have no idea, I took the opportunity to block it one of the (many) times she linked to it.I meant more that she'd find, stalk and kill you and you'd spend the rest of your life in fear.
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Did you useA b3ta blocker ahahahaha
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 15:02,
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Looks like the Porcupine is obsessed with me. Serious answer.
Do 5 planks of 100 seconds each
Are you in shape?
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Listen to the music you used to listen to when you were clubbing (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 15:59,
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woah, what a hectic morning here on /chathi knob's, how r u lol
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:06,
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Yeahenjoyed the many pleasures and delights of Warrington over the weekend. Still feeling a little bit tender but it was an absolutely top-notch wedding!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:13,
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Now other half is on the phone arranging life insurance for meI'm a bit worried. I'm worth a lot more dead than alive as it is thanks to my employer's death-in-service policy, now I'm definitely at risk.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:19,
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My wife's in the same boatIf she croaks I'll be loaded
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:36,
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I'm a bit miffed tbtif I die while I'm still employed my other half gets well over £200k tax free. Not going on any cliffside walks in the future...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 13:23,
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heckin' will and allI'm thinking about changing the name of the beneficiary and not telling him fuck that'd annoy him!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:55,
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are you female or are you one of these new gayers I've been hearing about?(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 16:51,
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oi mofaha you deleting ninja i replied to that(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:10,
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it was a perfectly reasonable response(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:16,
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that's what I had for breakfast, like a dirty dog(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:22,
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Quicker than you can say arseboon dilbaro (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 21:59,
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when I burp, I say a word. it always begins with b. the word goes in phases. at the moment the word is bacon.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:41,
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I also have burp-words. 'ANUS' is a perennial favourite.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:48,
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I'm impressed, I've not experimented with vowels at all (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:58,
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i'm done with avin' it largegod i felt like absolute bollocks today.
ps. bollocks
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MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:41,
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uck off then/obligatory
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MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:08,
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that's because you're a fucking nutcase and you probably spent the day eating pins(
MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:34,
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I think I'm sweating brandy Still feel fine, though
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 19:25,
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I went to bed at about 1 am last night, having not properly slept since Friday morning, and I feel fine,so I reckon you're just a massive wuss.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:02,
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no sleep since friday morning at 6am until sunday night at midnight then up at 6am mondayso fuck off
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MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:14,
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Lol, I got up about 10:30 this morning. Lips slightly chapped from the gurning but other than that I feel pretty great.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:20,
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Happy bollocks to youSpice Girls reforming eh?
Who's your favourite?
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One of my patients is a heavy spice user£130.00 an ounce, tenner a gram
Not a bad margin eh?
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Is he a Spacing Guild navigator?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:23,
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I've got one of those blue-lined writing padsNot a bad margin eh?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:59,
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Daz Sampson smothers himself in custardCustard!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:26,
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That's pretty good for saffron,I assume that's what you're talking about.
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Hello nice personI am doing bugger all today soon as wife and kids are out
Might mangle a marmite motorway for the lols
Lol
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 7:43, Reply)
Can you use it in a sentence? "I'd leave it for a while if I was you, I was well marmitey this morning"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:30,
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Morning. Finished a 3 month house refurb with my SO yesterday so probs taking a couple days off now. Going to read and do some nerdy warhammer stuff.
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I'm trying not to call her the missus any more as it annoys 'er indoors, the old ball and chain. I'm also not a cockerney unless I'm talking to a tradie.
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