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I just bought some nipples for my car
Give me amusingly-named objects.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
Dongle.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
I always laugh at "dongle".

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
At work the words "Can I pinch your dongle?" cause much merriment!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
See also "I pulled my dongle out..."

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
You mustard spaz

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
look theo,
What's going on? Why are you bullying poor nobarms?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
We're playing that draw thing something
I drew mustard for him, in a jar, and he couldn't guess it. Even after rearranging all the letters so he had MUTRAD or something
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
I can't play it at work
GUTTED
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
I can but I turn 3G off cos I always worry about spending too much and losing ALL of the money

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
Speaking of wireless connectivity
www.geekologie.com/2012/03/sxsw-convention-enlists-homeless-as-wi-f.php
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
it's people like you who are responsible for the greece

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
The grease or the greeks?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)
can't you read?
the greece!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
I see

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
I can't play because every time I start a new game and click the facebook link it crashes.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
do it via username, man

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
What's your username?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7466195
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
Cool beans. I've got to go to a meeting with my cunt manager in a bit so I'll start playing then so's I don't have to talk to her in the car.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
good stuff
twohats, theoban and noit are all playing too
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
can i play on my nokia lumia?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
i dunno

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
and you call yourself a forum chum, fuxk you man, fuxk you

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
ok then
no you can't, is that better?

i thought i'd leave you with some hope, mongy. instead of crushing your wide-eyed dreams. does that make me a bad person?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
i'm not here to judge, as you well know, ffs, I'm crying now

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
Two hats is unfindable
Terrible times
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
twohats

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
Yeah sorry about the Golem
I was trying to draw writing on it but it wasn't working

I had a random game going, but I had to delete her after she tried to spell 'meteor' as 'meatiouar'
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
All of you fuck off with your stupid game that I can't play.
Pricks.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
We're going to take it to the secret draw board
Where all the cool kids are and we have hookers
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
:'(
I remember when iSketch was all the rage.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
I remember when Mrs [email protected] accused me and someone else that we were cheating at it
Instead I was just the best at games, all games.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
Try all one word
twohats
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
WHAT but you said it was Two Hats
I dunno if I want you on there now, with your lies and hats
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
I don't know what to say
I'm sorry Theo. I'm so dreadfully sorry. I'll make it up to you with my accurate sketching, I swear.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
Perhaps this will make up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlarOMLD59A&feature=player_embedded
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
Sorry I'm listening to Animals
I can't take time out for fat guys flipping tables
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
I'll add you later
I'm too upset right now
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
See how much upset this game has caused Theo.
I'm not sure I even want to play now knowing all this is down to a stupid game!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
flanges

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
I've always found the word 'Lens' quite dirty
But I guess 'flange' is the one isn't it
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
Lens
lensy, lensy lens lens.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
I'm VERY aroused right now

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
lenticular

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
ventricle

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
corpuscle

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
Lenticular is a disgusting word

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
I have regular meetings with a company that makes pipe flanges and stuff like that
I can't bring myself to use the word as I know I'll giggle.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
I don't think I'd be able to go over the flange report too many times without laughing

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
Squeegee. Chamois.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
dildo

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
Dipthong

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
that's not an object AND you spelt it wrong
THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
I don't think you're cut out for this modding lark.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
search function is still borked, i asked him to tell robtoo in the private mod section of the forum, he doesn't seemed to have bothered, fuck him, post scat

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

veronicamoser.com/images/mosers3.jpg
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
NSFW!
Banhammer for Jacktion, here
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
this is not great for work either
veronicamoser.com/images/mosers5.jpg
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
i LOVE HORSES

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
you can see more scat photos here, NSFW, i suppose, i'm at work, dont bother me
veronicamoser.com/images/mosers7.jpg
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
do you remember meatspin?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
of course, i still have it on loop, nearly 6 years, i must be well gay by now

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
Aw man, fucking Rick Astley.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
hahaha
he got you too?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
I'd gone so long without seeing that video and all.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
you fucked that link ja, this is the scat porn
veronicamoser.com/images/mosers3.jpg
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
no catching you out, you scampi

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
i fucking emailed robtoo, man
i can't help it if he hasn't fixed it yet
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
im gonna send him a picture of my cock, that should speed things up

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
what if he ends up having a wank instead of fixing the search function
what then?!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
I can send him a picture of mongy's balls in a pint of guinness

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
i think he was there that night, me and rob nearly got slung out for sitting in the pub naked

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
Tell us another story, grandad.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
wait for 'tl;dr' by mongychops, the new bestseller, pre order your copy now

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
knob

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
Spatula

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
cavernous windsock

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
Which car and what nipples?
I can't think of any other things with funny names but i'm sure something will come along.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
My car
brake bleed nipples
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
I thought it may be something sexy like trunion bearing nipples.
That way you can say you are greasing your nipples.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
bleeding nipples?
nasty
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
snib

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
Rollocks.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
"row-locks"
God, I'm being pedantic today, even for me.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
I did think this so I googles it and a sailing website said "rollocks"
I couldn't be arsed to delve deeper so went for rollocks.
Sounds the same and looks funnier.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
and to be extra pendantic I think you mean "Rowlocks"

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
I put the hyphen in
to demonstrate the etymology. :-P
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
What has the study of insects got to do with anything?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
DUR
hyphen is a type of snake
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
you made a funny!
LOOK EVERYONE!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
Are you sure? I'm pretty certain tha..
Oh wait! No you're right! HE DID!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
i can make a snake with my keyboard
check it:

~
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
~~~~~~~~o<

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
ducksnake!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
Him speak with um forked tongue!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
a woo-ooh

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
haha. nice
*dives into massive pile of coins*
*gets badly bruised*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
ahHA!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
pfft

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
So you misspelt it on purpose?!
DETENTION!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
no no no
ETENTI UNGE
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
What is it with you and dungeons?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
questioning the dungeon?
THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
When you say 'dungeon'
Is it one of those dungeons?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)
no it isn't! you'll pay for this insolence.
THROW HIM IN THE SUPERDUNGEON!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
Man, you're strict
Well it could be worse...at least it's not the Ultradungeon
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
Throwing people in the dungeon?
THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
i don't think so, peasant
DUNGEON!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlarOMLD59A&feature=player_embedded
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
Ballcock

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
Futtock

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
why would nipples be amusing ? i often get 20mm greased nipples, but if a can be arsed i make my own, are you 10 or summat? grow up

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
he keeps on about his car, mongy
do you think he draws cars too?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
shit man, we used to have a forum member who used to post loads of vectors of cars, perhaps it was grrr

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
I like your thinking on this matter

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
this idea does not please me

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
you good at maths and shit grrr, i need some help

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
anyone? help a bro out here

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
Fucking come on then, fill us in

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
can't even get 40 fucking winks at the end of the day without some cunt asking for help
being a teacher's a hard life and no mistake
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
unit doses at noon wesnesdays, system purges every ten hours, how long will it be before the merge?
Thanks bro
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
You mean, how long before a system purge happens on a wednesday at noon?
5 weeks.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
ta, cunts are disturbing my pints

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
That's five weeks for the full cycle.
Do you mean "starting now"? Cos that changes everything.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)
its cool, i dont know when the purge is just ten hours

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)
Baggywrinkle.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
Penis

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
Tits

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
spoon

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
Dip Stick

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
February.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
Oligarch

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
Celery

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
rekarhl
youtu.be/SJVPD5vrlrU
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
dungeon

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
sturgeon

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
cudgel

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)
pigeon

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
ganglion

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
Titmouse.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
gazebo

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)
woodpecker

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
Longbow

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
blancmange

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
Best QOTW answer ever
b3ta.com/questions/trainingcourses/post1560598
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
I'm voting for it with all my tiny might

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
YES
If this doesn't win, I'm leaving forever
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:27, archived)
i've got this machine that grrs
i call it the shitengine
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
bumwillypooweefartboobies

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
Nearly 4 hours and no mention of the Wankle engine?
I'm fucking disgusted with the lot of you.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
Wankel

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
Youn are.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
Frisbee

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
Jews
/ac
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)