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They sale bars of chocolate covered marzipan in waitrose and I didn't buy it 'cus I realised I don't like a big lump of marzipan but I think if you like big lumps of marzipan you should go to waitrose so you can buy a big lump of marzipan covered chocola
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
I think you might be confusing me with someone else, I've never expressed any opinion here about marzipan
it is delicious though
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
it is almond flavoured play dough for fatties

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
it's disgusting
but says the gentleman who enjoys cheap fried chicken from halal establishments with dirty windows and dubious food safety standards
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
fuck the pair of you cunts

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
Smells like C4 explosive apparently, or something like that, I donno, I ain't andy mcnab, hope thats ok.

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
I heard that Andy McNab tickled a dog's nipples and got a stiffy

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
He once shat in a crisp packet bag, true story, if you believe a word he says. Donno why he'd lie about that.
We're basicly like twins, in that respect.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
I'll be honest here, I've no fucking idea who he is

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
Was that a "I'm not a racist BUT" like thing? If you ain't heard of Andy McNab then something something blah blah, bet you have though.

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
I don't know who he is

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
u b trolin'

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
srsly, I don't watch telly every moment of my waking life
I don't know who Kim Kardashian is either, I've heard the name but I wouldn't know her if I fell over her
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
trolly trolly trolly all this trolling is trollerific.
I ain't sayin' you know him personally, I'm sayin' at some point you've seen his name somewhere that wasn't from here and from that you know that he's some army bloke SLASH author SLASH goverment advisor.

It aint' cool to be all like "Dayum man, Andy McNab, is that some kind of pokemon? I don't play zelda".

Admit it and move on trolly mc trollson.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
I don't know who he is

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
trolly troll troll, your google history would tell you by now.
like you donno he's the british tom clancy by now.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
I'm being set up for an epic oops innit.

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
he's one of the most successful authors of modern times i don't think you need telly to know that

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
I called it, all he does is troll, but trolling is supposed to make the _other_ person seem thick.

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
wait i'm confused which is it, chocolate covered marzipan or marzipan covered chocolate?

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
Chocolate covered marzipan

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)