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you ever tried one of them cadbury trifles witht eh chocolate, cream and cake bits these used to sell in 3s?
they're alright
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
Thing is, if I want a trifle, I want a proper trifle.
And if I want chocolate I want a bar of cadbury dairy milk.
So I just ain't never bought them. I mean, if someone bought me one, I'd eat it and probably enjoy it. But they ain't so I ain't.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
shit happens

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
i have to be in the right mood for jelly, whereas you can have chocolate every day

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
Jaffa Cakes and squirty cream
Instant trifle.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
FUCK OFF

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
Don't knock it until we're tried it, mmps.
It might be really nice. I mean, clearly it won't. It's a shit idea. But it might not be. Although it clearly is. A really really fucking shit idea from a total cock-font.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
I hope this prick fucking chokes on his shit trifle.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
When I choke
My vom will be aimed without precision at your prison shoes.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

i.imgur.com/SfWLs.gif
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
yeah, fuck off and suck adam's cock you pointless fail.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
Alright, Friz/Bou/MW/me/Scott Mills.
Nice idea. I'll give it a whirl some time.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
Poppycock

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
I made a poppycock once by stuffing bubblewrap under my foreskin.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
Fuck

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
Yes I did.
It was like fireworks night.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

tinyurl.com/7glqusm
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
that's a lovely name.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
Shucks, thanks
It was my uncle's.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
Hmm. Not a bad idea. Maybe you're not entirely shit, new person/old person with new account

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
BETSY?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
Motsy > Betsy.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
so how come you're back then?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
i'm not.
mehhh. ennui and a hankering?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
I like fruit cocktail trifle.
that's a fact!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
shove it up your cockend and shit out a grape

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
Calm down with the negativity, fella.
You'll ruin it for everyone.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
only if you eat it.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
i was hoping he or someone would post a strikethrough saying you like cock
i didn't come here for this
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

was hoping he or someone would post a strikethrough saying you
didn't
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
Haha, YES
I'm GLAD you didn't kill yourself
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
you bounder

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
I flipped shit on its head, y'all.
Because I am VERY good at the internet.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
you're a model poster

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
it's a fucking disgrace
if we had a proper mod this wouldn't happen.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
this place is definitely much shitter as a direct result of everything so-called "mod" manolith has ever done.
If he has a shred of decency left in him, he will suicide bomb himself while hugging "Adam".
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

h t
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
You utter bastard

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
but i've never done anything!
HAHAHA
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
That's not true.
I saw you sitting down at a bash once. You fucking bastard.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
i remember that bash
i sat down and stood up at that one. actually, i leaned on a wall as well!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
And people wonder why this board is going to shit.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
No they don't

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
I am struggling to keep my eyes open.
talk is not helping
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
zzzzzzzzz

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
also, i remember at a different bash, you drew on some grapes
that was actually pretty funny
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, archived)
I don't remember that.
Are you sure it wasn't shitson broke?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
nope, definitely you
it was a chb's. they were still on the vine and you drew faces on them
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
Wow.
I'm a very witty guy.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
I hope grapes is being used as a euphemism for haemorrhoids here

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
BASH

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
everyone sucks.
we came to winchester to be closer for everyone and everyone sucked.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
Tinned fruit cocktail is a mystery, all those weird gristly bits of stuff where you can't figure out which fruit it's supposed to be
and peeled grapes, which are just plain wrong. Oh, and those pretend cherries.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
YEs.
i agree
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:13, archived)