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Thing is, if I want a trifle, I want a proper trifle.
And if I want chocolate I want a bar of cadbury dairy milk.
So I just ain't never bought them. I mean, if someone bought me one, I'd eat it and probably enjoy it. But they ain't so I ain't.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
shit happens

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
i have to be in the right mood for jelly, whereas you can have chocolate every day

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
Jaffa Cakes and squirty cream
Instant trifle.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
FUCK OFF

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
Don't knock it until we're tried it, mmps.
It might be really nice. I mean, clearly it won't. It's a shit idea. But it might not be. Although it clearly is. A really really fucking shit idea from a total cock-font.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
I hope this prick fucking chokes on his shit trifle.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
When I choke
My vom will be aimed without precision at your prison shoes.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

i.imgur.com/SfWLs.gif
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
yeah, fuck off and suck adam's cock you pointless fail.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
Alright, Friz/Bou/MW/me/Scott Mills.
Nice idea. I'll give it a whirl some time.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
Poppycock

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
I made a poppycock once by stuffing bubblewrap under my foreskin.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
Fuck

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
Yes I did.
It was like fireworks night.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

tinyurl.com/7glqusm
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
that's a lovely name.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
Shucks, thanks
It was my uncle's.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
Hmm. Not a bad idea. Maybe you're not entirely shit, new person/old person with new account

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
BETSY?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
Motsy > Betsy.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
so how come you're back then?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
i'm not.
mehhh. ennui and a hankering?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:04, archived)