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This reply caught my eye today:

I mean, judging from her expert knowledge of EVERY illiterate person ever and her apparent Ph.D. level degree in Criminology, you'd never guess she's a fat, phone monkey who's so stupid she can't eat without either cramming everything in the fridge into her face or shoving her fingers down her throat if she so much as thinks about eating a wafer.

But at least she set that guy straight. Before having a child by a man she claims she can't stand and then breaking a garden chair by sitting on it.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
there's a lot of backstory there BM
do you know this woman intimately?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
S'badger's second hand wife, innit.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
phwoar etc

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
as i cant qftw i guessed who you was talking about, 10 points to me

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
Meaning I score 10 points for a Good Description.
Do you remember when she used to say "Oh Gods!" all the time in the hope someone would ask and she'd get to tell them she was a pagan and didn't believe in just one god?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
she sounds lovely, dibs when she splits from AB

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
She wears an awful lot of make up.
Fat birds often do, don't they. That and dying their hair bright colours and that.
You'd think they'd have the decency to try not to be noticed, not keep drawing attention to their fucking appalling faces.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
oh i know what you mean
there was a girl on the highstreet with about 4 layers of gunt the other day, caked in make up

and this other girl, ellie who seems to be completely unaware she's morbidly obese, so she cakes herself in foundation and thinks she's a pole dancer
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
She actually thinks she's a pole dancer?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
she does pole dancing lessons, god knows how

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:10, archived)

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
have you given up on bullying michael gove now?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:04, archived)

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
You should probably try not to worry about it

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
Yeah. Soz.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
you're such a cunt but you do make laugh
clickety click
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:02, archived)