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I'll be getting a passport, this year, and holidaying abroad for the first time in forever.
Where should I go? You can't say "away".
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
Morecambe

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:33, archived)
Isle of Wight

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)
Dumfries.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
come and visit me if you like
I'll show you the Museum of Warsaw's Destruction, the Museum of Jewish suffering, all the momuments to murders and then we can have a nice bowl of pig tripe soup and some stewed prune juice.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)

owl of pig tripe soup and some stewed prune juice. umming lol
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:48, archived)
lol

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived)
lol

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:26, archived)
Don't forget the raw slab of bacon fat.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:49, archived)
you only get that with vodka
and I don't think mm likes that very much.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:02, archived)
You know me so well.
👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:06, archived)
Biafra

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived)
Might be difficult.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:54, archived)
stay at home and get naked

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:00, archived)
oh bollocks my bloody daughter's passport needs renewing before we next go away
thanks for the reminder ems
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:04, archived)
Glad to be of service.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:05, archived)
oh wait no I don't
I think I've lost a year somewhere
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:08, archived)
away
hey! turns out i CAN say it
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:15, archived)
Well you've certainly proved you can type it.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:36, archived)
You stupid IDIOT

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:09, archived)
You can say what you like about manolith but he is a fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:12, archived)
Any chance we can get these stupid Christmas icons turned off again please?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:13, archived)
no, sorry
you're not sufficiently holly jolly yet
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 18:14, archived)
egypt
it's a place i've always wanted to visit and, one day, i will.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:26, archived)
Burma
Or Rhodesia
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:30, archived)
tae fuck
I hear it's lovely at this time of year.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:35, archived)
What do you like to do in your spare time?
what kind of climate do you find comfortable?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:38, archived)
I like to not go abroad.
But I've promised to take the kids, and so it'll need to be somewhere that has guaranteed good weather, but is also not too far away.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:43, archived)
normandy

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)
Jersey

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:47, archived)
Just go to a haven in france, job done

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:50, archived)
Or go to Le Havre, which means "the haven".

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:52, archived)
Shavre Havre?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:09, archived)
this is much funnier than it should be

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:19, archived)
actual lol

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:58, archived)
It'll probably be this.
No doubt I'll balk at the asking price for a villa.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:57, archived)
indoors

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:50, archived)
^tggi

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:55, archived)
Benidorm
they've got British pubs showing all the soaps and only fools and horses and you can get fish and chips there
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:40, archived)
I'll get a neck tattoo, to compliment my lobster tan!

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)
the Blackpool of Spain.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
and the world cup is on
that makes it more magical
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
This is getting very close to my idea of hell.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:07, archived)
if you don't support our team, you don't support our troops.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:30, archived)
I support good sportsmanship and nuclear disarmament.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:49, archived)
Fuck knows

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:10, archived)
I reckon I know

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:21, archived)
I bet you do

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:27, archived)
Das Moon.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:28, archived)
Rick Hall, the guy that basically founded muscle shoals as a place for music is dead. :(

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:43, archived)
I spent 2 weeks in Malta this december
10/10 would recommend, Cats everywhere
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 16:56, archived)
I went there and it was full of old people and my wife got pregnant so wouldn't recommend.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:28, archived)
Narnia
they do excellent Turkish delight, so I understand.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:00, archived)
Yemen

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:00, archived)