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Hello my new internet friends.
What does Saturday have in store for you bunch of horrible fucking cunts?

Am I doing it right?
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:16, archived)
alright jammy d, might go for a poo in a bit

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)
Dozer the dozerian, good evening.

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:27, archived)
Wrong

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:59, archived)
Bad evening?

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:04, archived)
Watching a doc on Julius Caesar before picking up the nipper
Might shit on a squirrel later
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 15:42, archived)
Is it that spazzy old bird?

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)

Mary Beard?

I quite like her. Not like that, obvs..
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:03, archived)
<- not horrible

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)
no, indeed

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:27, archived)
might bleed my radiators

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:15, archived)
Do it when they're cold

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:25, archived)
Mine need doing
But the system has to be repressurised afterwards and I don't know how to do it
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:44, archived)
Bicycle pump?

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:06, archived)
Fuck knows

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:19, archived)
Who're you calling fucknose?
Ah ha ha.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:40, archived)
I drained and repressurised the central heating, once.
Buggered if I can remember how.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:32, archived)
Let the water out, then fill it up again, hth

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:53, archived)
Plumbing is basically witchcraft, as far as I'm concerned.

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:48, archived)
Hoping the landlord will sort it
Although I may have to play the needy female card
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 18:22, archived)
I'm just watching chunders garden

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)
Having a beer. Might watch Thor later

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:29, archived)
Gypsy jazz concert 2nites.

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:32, archived)
After wading through a shitload of housework
I am now relaxing with a film before cracking on with some form of evening meal.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:46, archived)
Found weed, put it in the food processor and blitzed it to bits
Then made cakes with it
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:34, archived)

Hello netizens.

Today I am playing a shitton of GTA Online, and looking forward to going out later for a friend's birthday - to a Saff African restaurant I like, because it's a tornado of meat.

/FOOooooooooOOOd
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:56, archived)
Tornado of meat sounds like a really upsetting porno.

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:07, archived)

upset exci
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:26, archived)
Have spent the day painting and sanding.
Shortly I'm having coq au vin and getting drunk.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:10, archived)
Took apart 2 broken hudls, in the hopes of making 1 working hudl.
Still 2 broken hudls, so time well spent!
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)
Juicer time

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 18:15, archived)
Convoy is on at 9pm
Don't think I'll watch it as it's shit.

Plus Mcbeef might go all 10-4 on here.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:36, archived)
Die hard 5 is on
It's shit but funny
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:35, archived)
Firstly, Convoy isn't my favourite Transformer. He's not even in my top ten.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 0:18, archived)
Hark, I am back from yonder pub, innit.

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)
High West Rendezvous Rye

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 1:58, archived)
Hey now! Hey now, now!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)