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Is this a wind up?
Morning everyon'e.

Tensions are high chez Ricard at the mo. Stress over my ex/kid access (looks like back to court for me), stress over wife's work, stress over my brother, stressity stress stress and I have to be the dude with his shit together for everyone's sake. I am not the dude with his shit together, this can't end well.

On the positive side, I've got an Eddie Hazel LP turning up today and my new Street Sounds shirt is the bee's knees.

BUT HOW R U
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
^Tracy Beaker

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
My wife was looking at houses in St Albans (better placed for both our jobs), but realised we'd be looking at £2.5k a month in mortgage payments.
#grownupstuff
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:09, archived)
St Albans is not cheap

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
Briefly looked at renting there when I quit uni.
Prices haven't exactly crashed in the intervening years.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:35, archived)
with all this job interview and bonus chat
I'm reassessing my career options and I'm at a loss.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
Depending on how tomorrow goes at my wife's work, we're thinking of buying a second rental property

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:13, archived)
good work ensuring the next generation are unable to get on the property ladder m8

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:17, archived)
you're right, supplying the massive overdemand for rental properties *is* helping society

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:23, archived)
buy something mid-sized and carve it up into smaller flats
London needs more slum housing
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:26, archived)
Might move some slavs into my shed

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:27, archived)
they do love a squat

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)
clickin dis

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:29, archived)
I've been eyeing up our shed with slum landlord urges
it's small, but would easily accommodate half a dozen. They would need to be one of the shorter races, mind you.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:11, archived)
like, a half marathon, you mean?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:13, archived)
lol

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:14, archived)
one of those nearly killed me, mat8
stick to 5ks
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:16, archived)
I've done the Paris marathon (good)
and the Amsterdam marathon (less good, but still okay)

I do 10k a couple of times a week so a half marathon's not too much hassle.

But I was thinking of putting some Vietnamese in the shed, ideally malnourished and smalls so I can get more in a small space.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:19, archived)
marathons are for legitimately crazy people
i've done 3 halfs and the thought of doing two in a row is bonkers. you're a maniac.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:47, archived)
Yeah, I trained for months
I'm not doing it again - it just takes too much time out of your life, but I'm glad I've done it a couple of times.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:58, archived)
I believe that's a fun-size Snickers
nowadays
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:17, archived)
Yayyyy more stress!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:24, archived)
Quite

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:27, archived)
Smarties for breakfast m8

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
eww

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
Just needed some chocolate

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:16, archived)


(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:17, archived)
banned substance for mastermind contestants

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:22, archived)
I'm having a bad craving for them lately

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:24, archived)
any particular colour?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:25, archived)
Blue and purple

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:43, archived)
I'm here 4 u hun x o x o

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:16, archived)

here gravy
x
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:22, archived)
have a wank

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:20, archived)
Do you want some biscuits?
I will send you a packet if that will cheer you up.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:23, archived)
no thanks m8, I don't eat biscuits or nommy cayke

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:26, archived)
you're all about teh bac0nz though, eh

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:39, archived)
T3H B4YC0NNNNZ

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:43, archived)
I'm not sending you bacon in the post
that could be anti-muslem
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
r u a [email protected]?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
see?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:46, archived)
Back to court is no fun.
You'd think a judge or whatever would eventually cotton on to the fact your ex is a loonycycle.

A record turned up for me yesterday that I had forgotten I had ordered, so that was nice.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:30, archived)
your old friends drink and drugs will help you to hold things together

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:02, archived)
"things" does not include your sphincter

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:11, archived)
yes it does
opiates can cause constipation
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:17, archived)
they never let me down

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:17, archived)
morning

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:15, archived)
Hullo

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:18, archived)
I'm glad it puts a grin on your face m8

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)