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OH STOP FUCKING MOANING FFS

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:18, archived)
I'm pretty joyous actually, off to Prague in a week and a bits time
Which will be nice
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:20, archived)
I want to go to Prague

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)
You can come
But you'll have to tidy up your dirtbox
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
no deal

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:29, archived)
In Polish "Szukac" means "to look for"
whereas in Czech it means to give a blowjob. Imagine the hilarity when I drove my shitheap of a car around Prague, telling locals that I'm looking for a mechanic.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:29, archived)
why were you speaking Polish to Czechs?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
because I don't fucking speak Czech, do I
It's a bit like speaking Swedish to a Norwegian.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:32, archived)
Bet you did it whilst getting more and more angry

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:48, archived)
I did end up beating that car with a bit of tree, tbf

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:02, archived)
it's a bit like shoving your willy up a mallard's turdpipe more like

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:56, archived)
^ the voice of experience

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:00, archived)
for realsies

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:00, archived)
it's just the small matter of the bill
*straightens tie*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:02, archived)
+ clinton
tie willy
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:13, archived)
*plays sexophone*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:14, archived)
*waffles*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:18, archived)